Monday, September 12, 2005

DATING ADVICE FOR PORN CHICKS:


Dear Mr. Xuma:

I came across a single woman in a porn store buying a porn tape and a dildo.

Being a perfect a gentleman and an open-minded person that I am (a bit of a chicken too)

I did not want to say anything to make here feel awkward.

Is there a good way to talk to a single woman in a porn store without coming off creepy?

Thanks
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CARLOS:


Short answer:

NO.

Any woman that's in a porn store is going to have more red flags about YOU than anything else, so I don't think I'd even bother.

Chances are she's buying it as a "gift" for a "friend," but you never know. If she is buying it for herself, do you even fathom the incredible embarrassment she would have at the checkout as she's paying for a plastic pecker?

But if you want to try one out, this is what I'd do with the situation. (Because you should always be able to do something with any situation...)

Walk up and say, "I know this is going to sound strange, but I'm trying to find a gift for a friend of mine's bachelor-ette party. Can you help me find something suitable?"

You can play it off as if you think she works there, or not.

Let me know how that goes for you.

PS: Perhaps you shouldn't be in porn shops enough to need this kind of advice. Just a thought. :) It might be a good idea to try some reputable establishments.

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