Does it ever feel like no matter what you say to a woman,
you just can't say the right thing?
Do you ever have problems understanding what women are
saying to you?
I always wished I had a guide to understanding women. It would have made my life SO much
simpler. Just a short 100 page paperback that explained
the basics so I knew what I was dealing with. I could keep
it in my back pocket, and when the time came, I could just
sneak a peek and know exactly how to respond to her.
Look, I love talking to women. Because if there's one
thing that's guaranteed, there's never a dull moment in
a conversation with a woman.
But if you don't know how to handle yourself, it can also
be a real challenge, and that's what kills the fun for
Here are some funny interpretations of what women are
saying, and then what she really means.
CARLOS' GUIDE TO UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -
WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS WHEN SHE SAYS:
is the word women use to end an argument when they feel
they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman
looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.
"FIVE MINUTES": This
is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
that your football game is going to last before you pay
attention to her again, so it's usually an even trade.
means "something" and
you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually
used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to
turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and
will end with the word "Fine".
"GO AHEAD" (With
Raised Eyebrows): This is a
dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and
will end with the word "Fine".
"GO AHEAD" (Normal
Eyebrows): This means "I
give up" or "do what you want because I don't
care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in
just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine",
and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when
she cools off.
Now that's a humorous take on how women can say one thing
and mean something completely different. Raise your hand
if you've ever had THAT kind of conversation with a woman...
Well, when you're just meeting a woman for the first time,
or in the early stages, you'll probably encounter a whole
different set of challenges.
I've got some serious tips on communicating with women
that will help you. They've gotten me through some wickedly
frustrating moments, and if you can use them, all the power
This is your REAL Guide to
- WHEN A WOMAN SAYS THIS: "I want a sensitive guy..."
WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS IS THIS: "I want a guy who can be sensitive
to MY feelings."
She does NOT want a guy who is
sensitive in the way of breaking down in tears on a regular
basis, or always "Sharing
his feelings and heart" with a woman.
It may sound cold and old-fashioned, but this is true:
Women don't feel attraction - gut-level, stop-her-heart
attraction - for sensitive new-age guys. (S.N.A.G.s)
You see women know that they live in a rather volatile
and bumpy ride of emotions a great deal of the time, and
they need someone who can ground them and give them a feeling
Write that one down in your Guide to Understanding Women
- then highlight it and circle it.
On to the next interpretation...
- WHEN A WOMAN SAYS THIS: "Yeah, sure, let's go out
this weekend. Give me a call on Saturday afternoon to
confirm the plan."
WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS IS THIS: "I'm not really interested,
or I'm waiting for better plans to come up. But I don't
want to say 'no' and shatter your hopes, so I'll take
the easy way out on the phone, and when you call on Saturday,
I won't answer. I hope you'll take the hint."
Ever had this one happen?
TRUE STORY: I once called a
woman ten times before she finally answered and yelled, "Get
a clue!" into
my ear. That was a harsh lesson.
One of the cold hard realities is that women (especially
younger women) are always trying to plan their time on
the best bet. They'll make several commitments and take
the one that looks the best. That's usually 5 minutes before
you're supposed to meet her.
Very often, you're just a backup plan, dude.
It's not that you don't have
potential, but you haven't shown KICK-ASS potential to
get her to think: "Holy
crap, going out with him will be more fun than anything
else. I'll cancel my plans to pick up my lottery winnings
to meet up with him."
When you KNOW you're going to have a fun time, you won't
turn it down.
And it's your job to communicate that to a woman so that
she will know this and drop anything and everything and
spend time with you.
- WHEN A WOMAN SAYS THIS: "I'm not ready for a relationship..." OR
"I think we should just be friends..."
WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS IS THIS: "You seem more like a brother
or a 'nice guy' to me, and you're just not raising my
feelings of attraction. I don't feel any spark of chemistry.
Mostly because you don't seem all that exciting, or I
feel like you've got an agenda."
That one hits you right in
but it's also very true. I would have saved myself a
TON of pain and suffering if I'd had a guide to understanding
women. I had women that would go out with me on dates
and get super intimate with me, and then - when they
smelled a little bit of "wuss" on
me - they pulled that one out of left field.
REMEMBER THIS: Women do NOT ask to be friends with a guy
they feel sexually attracted to.
This is RULE
1 in my personal guide to understanding women:
When a woman feels attraction for you, she simply does
not have the will or the desire to stop herself from acting
on her desire.
If you wanted a woman, would
you ever find yourself telling her, "I really think
we should just be friends for a while to see how things
NO! You hit that thang like it's water to a man dying
of thirst. Well, maybe not that eagerly. But you get my
We simply do not refuse to act on sexual attraction when
it's there. We just go for it. It's human nature.
And even if she just came out
of a horrible relationship, a woman will still jump on
the first bad-boy that drives her wild. So don't ever
fall for that "my heart is
vulnerable" or "I'm not ready" crap.
We're ALWAYS ready for the person we really want.
If you've ever been a woman's "buddy" and
listened to hear tale of heartbreak, only to have her
go jump in some other guy's bed, you know exactly what
The funny thing is that you don't have to spend that much
time understanding what women are saying to you if you
spend enough time communicating your confidence and strength
Interpretation is unnecessary when you're being clear
about your confidence, your Alpha masculinity, and your
comfort with your sexual desires.
Unfortunately most guys never really learn what it takes
to do this the right way...
The good news is that I've got
a "Guide to Understanding
Women" that can give you the understanding about women
that you may have missed.
Women keep their secrets well, but once you understand
and decipher what it is she's looking for in a guy, you'll
have no problems translating her words into what she's
And here's another nasty truth:
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